Most of the time, Stephanie succeeds at being a perfectly normal human being. But if you get her near ice cream, flaky pastries, or deliciously sticky rice, you’ll realize she’s actually a ravenous wildebeest with illusions of artistic grandeur.


Don’t worry though. She probably won’t eat you.


She keeps a stash of bookish memberships handy, in case she gets hungry.


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